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A garment-dyed tee made for rally car owners who know Christmas lights belong on the tree, not across the dashboard. The bold, automotive-inspired front graphic features the familiar TARMAC, GRAVEL, and SNOW indicators above the declaration “I Won’t Be Home for Christmas,” giving a knowing nod to the infamous rally car “Christmas Tree of Death.”

The heavyweight cotton is garment-dyed after construction for a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear, while the relaxed fit keeps it comfortable for car meets, late-night garage sessions, and unexpected roadside waits. The back remains clean and minimal, allowing the front graphic and its unmistakable inside joke to take center stage.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy yet soft hand after garment dyeing

- Garment-dyed construction for lived-in color and texture

- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting durability

- Relaxed fit with heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric; sizes S–4XL available

- Tubular (no side seams) knit and sewn-in label for clean finish and reduced fabric waste

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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