Black crew-neck T-shirt with TARMAC, GRAVEL, SNOW graphic and “I WON’T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS”.

Evo Christmas Tree of Death T-Shirt

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$40.00
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Black crew-neck T-shirt with TARMAC, GRAVEL, SNOW graphic and “I WON’T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS”.

Evo Christmas Tree of Death T-Shirt

$40.00
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Original designs, made to order.

Most U.S. orders arrive within 7–10 business days.

Designed in LA
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Family Owned

Designed in Los Angeles, Strezzy is a family-owned apparel brand built around original designs and the references people recognize instantly.

Every piece is created for those who know without needing it explained.

Details

A garment-dyed tee made for rally car owners who know Christmas lights belong on the tree, not across the dashboard.

The Design

The bold, automotive-inspired front graphic features the familiar TARMAC, GRAVEL, and SNOW indicators above the declaration “I Won’t Be Home for Christmas,” giving a knowing nod to the infamous rally car “Christmas Tree of Death.” The heavyweight cotton is garment-dyed after construction for a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear, while the relaxed fit keeps it comfortable for car meets, late-night garage sessions, and unexpected roadside waits.

The back remains clean and minimal, allowing the front graphic and its unmistakable inside joke to take center stage.

Product Features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavy yet soft hand after garment dyeing
  • Garment-dyed construction for lived-in color and texture
  • Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting durability
  • Tubular (no side seams) knit and sewn-in label for clean finish and reduced fabric waste

Fit and Styling

Wear it with denim, shorts, or your usual everyday layers. Choose your size using the size guide.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Shipping

Every Strezzy item is made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 7–10 business days.

Shipping is calculated at checkout. Apparel typically ships for approximately $8–$11, while baby bodysuits are typically around $5.

Items may occasionally ship separately if produced at different facilities. Tracking will be emailed as soon as your order ships.

See our complete Shipping Policy Here.

Returns & Replacements

Every Strezzy item is made to order and is final sale. We do not accept returns or exchanges for changes of mind, incorrect size selections, or incorrect color selections.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. We’ll arrange a replacement at no additional cost.

See our complete Return Policy Here.

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